Tax Poem‏

Tax his land, tax his wage, Tax his bed in which he lays.Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his ties, tax his shirts,Tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his chew, tax his smoke, Teach him taxes are no joke. Tax his car, tax his ass,Tax the roads he must pass.

Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,Tax him if he tries to think.Tax his booze, tax his beers,If he cries, tax his tears.

Tax his bills, tax his gas, Tax his notes, tax his cash.Tax him good and let him knowThat after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more,Tax him until he's good and sore.Tax his coffin, tax his grave,Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,"Taxes drove me to my doom!"And when he's gone, we won't relax,We'll still be after the inheritance TAX

Health - Important Tips

Health - Important Tips

Answer the phone by LEFT ear.

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.

Do not take pills with COOL water.

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONGperiod of time.

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

God's Pharmacy !!! Amazing !

God's Pharmacy !!! Amazing !

A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye The pupil, iris and radiatinglines look just like the human eye...and YES science now shows thatcarrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.

A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart is red and has fourchambers. All of the research shows tomatoes are indeed pure heart andblood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grapelooks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows thatgrapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, uppercerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds are on thenut just like the neo-cortex. We now know that walnuts help developover 3 dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes,they look exactly like the human kidneys.

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and more look just like bones. These foodsspecifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and thesefoods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet thebody pulls it from thebones, making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Eggplant, Avocados and Pears target the health and function of thewomb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs.Today's research shows that when a woman eats 1 avocado a week, itbalances hormones, sheds unwantedbirth weight and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this?

.... It takes exactly 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom toripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical ?constituentsof nutrition in each one ofthese foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increasethe motility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm cells toovercome male sterility.

Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance theglycemic index of diabetics.

Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries. Grapefruits,Oranges , and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands ofthe female and actually assist the health of the breasts and themovement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Onions look like body cells. Today's research shows that onions helpclear waste materials from all of the body cells They even producetears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes.

"Scientific approach to ayurveda"

Lot of good habits

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS:
1. No Breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4. High Sugar consumption Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
5. Air Pollution The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6. Sleep Deprivation Sleep allows our brain to rest.. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.
7. Head covered while sleepingSleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8. Working your brain during illness Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
10. Talking RarelyIntellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.

******************* The main causes of liver damage are:
1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) Foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to 'schedule.'
Because :
Evening at 9 - 11 PM : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/ toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). Relaxing or listening to music should spend this time duration. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health.
Evening at 11pm - 1 am: is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 1 - 3 am: detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state. Early morning 3 - 5 am: detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.
Morning 5 - 7am: detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.
Morning 7 - 9 am: absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time.
Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30 am, for those who are sick.
Breakfast before 7:30 am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 - 10 am rather than no meal at all..
Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.
DO TAKE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH...

How stock exchange work, how people make money‏!

In a local village in India, a man appeared andannounced to the villagers that he would buy cobras for Rs. 400 each. The villagers knew there were many cobras around the village and started catching them.The man bought thousands at Rs. 400 and as the cobra supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort due to the increased cost of finding them. The man then announced that he would now buy atRs. 800. This emboldened the villagers to start catching cobras again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their old jobs.

The man now announced that he would buy cobras at Rs.2000! However, since he had to go to the big city onbusiness, his assistant would now buy on behalf ofhim. Now that the man was out of sight, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these cobras in the big cage that the man has collected from you. I will sell them to you at Rs. 1500 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for Rs. 2000each.

"The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the cobras. Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only snakes everywhere! Now you have a better understanding of how the stockmarket works.

Judge's Dilemma‏

In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to the Temple. The Temple & its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.

Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.

The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that the Temple through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise of his bar shop, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar shop's demise. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

'I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire temple and its devotees that don't.'